Slow day, isn't it?

Slow day, isn't it?

" Asked the professor, "And why is this?" The student answered: "The solar day is gradually getting longer because Earth's rotation is slowing down ever so slightly." The professor

his suede denim secret police. A meeting with them meant being turned into a clown; a fate worse than death. More than half of the city's population had been converted, it was only

a matter of time before everyone was a clown, making random jokes and joking of ridiculous stuff. This has to be stopped. But how would I do this, I am just one man, I can't do

it all! If only I was a woman. Women CAN do it all, or at least it seemed. Being a female clown would be the ultimate! I started getting excited about this idea. Then I changed my

attire, died my hair rainbow colors, bashed my nose so it swelled up red, took polkadot blouse from Ma, put on oversized pants & shoes from Big Bob. I was a Clowness! Bozo watchout

Here comes your female counterpart. I went to clown school too. Be ready for a big competition on "Clowns Have Talent", coming on the Comedy Channel this fall. September 5, 2016 it

But it turned out to be a hoax. At the allotted time the program that had been listed as "Clowns Have Talent" turned out to be a rerun of the Republican Convention at which Trump

was caught on camera with his hands in a big bag of Cheetos®. That's explains a lot, thought the news anchor. Evening headlines read, "RNC Clowns Cheese For Camera." Wow...