Slow day, isn't it?

Slow day, isn't it?

" Asked the professor, "And why is this?" The student answered: "The solar day is gradually getting longer because Earth's rotation is slowing down ever so slightly." The professor

wanted to go home, but the Annexia police had been cracking down on educators and it wasn't safe on the streets during the day. Getting caught meant a meeting with Dr. Benway and

his suede denim secret police. A meeting with them meant being turned into a clown; a fate worse than death. More than half of the city's population had been converted, it was only

a matter of time before everyone was a clown, making random jokes and joking of ridiculous stuff. This has to be stopped. But how would I do this, I am just one man, I can't do

it all! If only I was a woman. Women CAN do it all, or at least it seemed. Being a female clown would be the ultimate! I started getting excited about this idea. Then I changed my

Here comes your female counterpart. I went to clown school too. Be ready for a big competition on "Clowns Have Talent", coming on the Comedy Channel this fall. September 5, 2016 it

But it turned out to be a hoax. At the allotted time the program that had been listed as "Clowns Have Talent" turned out to be a rerun of the Republican Convention at which Trump

was caught on camera with his hands in a big bag of Cheetos®. That's explains a lot, thought the news anchor. Evening headlines read, "RNC Clowns Cheese For Camera." Wow...