This fold contains something steamy & sensual.

This fold contains something steamy & sensual. As you read it your face starts to get hot & turn red from all the R-rated material. How could you think of folding this!

This fold contains erotic love poems expressing passionate emotions of lust, desire, intense intimacy, and the like. It's glorious to be able to lose yourself in the primal desires

. If you are under seventeen, it is recommended you read these folds late at night, in a blanket fort, with a penlight. Tell not your parents of your licentiousness.

For what you are about to read is a deep dark secret of the adult world you will soon enter. Do you remember when your mom claimed you were made when your dad put his babymaker in

into the fertilizing tube and on into the baby-growing chamber where hundreds knocked but only one was admitted. This apparatus incubated the resultant zygote until

--hold on, wait a second—we’ve already reached the zygote stage without a single mention of the winning swimmer, the one that knocked and was admitted, the stud, Stanley Spermass.

Everyone looked around, confused. Hadn't he heard the truth? Tina from Telemetry asked him point blank. "Did you know that Stanley Spermass allowed foreign sperm to piggyback his

bank deposit?" Tina's query seemed an accusation, but not for reasons she might suspect. The Colonel needed the sperm for growth experiments. Just then, a giant sperm burst from

the lab, looking feverishly for a giant egg to fertilize. Spying the Colonel’s beanbag chair, it headed straight for it and plunged in, bursting the cover and sending beans flying.