I do the thing. You tell me to do thing,
I do the thing. You tell me to do thing, I do it. I no ask question. Just do the thing. You got thing for me to do? I do it. Tell me to do thing.5
Here is the thing that I want you to do. Just do it. Do it like you did it last time. You did it perfectly last time. No questions asked. Very professional. Are you doing it?4
yeah, i would do it but you see that box of sockets over there? me neither, the raiders took all of our good tools in their last invasion4
All they left us with is three cogs, two screws, a paperclip, two sticks of chewing gum, a feather, 28 inches of yarn, a cicada shell, half a marble, and a glue stick. How are we5
Supposed to live off of that?!?!? No. We wouldn't. We hatched a plan to assassinate their leader and steal their resources. We had to take by force in order to survive.4
This is how we came to know the dark arts of Satan. They are very useful for5
summoning the dead with misschievous intent. One cold bleak night we gathered under the full moonlight and summoned a giant woolley mammoth. This was going to be fun I thought..4
Wrong. After the giant woolley mammoth impaled Jimmy it crashed into the mummy case releasing Ötzi the iceman whose cold clammy fingers wrapped around my neck and squeezed4
like I was a wet towel. I tried to shout for Jimmy, not yet realising that he was dead, but Ötzi of the arctic strangled the words out of me. My only recourse was to reach for a4
Chalcolithic weapon set he carried. I managed to strike his head, then shot an arrow in his back when he fled. He stumbled and fell dead, face down. And that's how they found him.5
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KieferSkunk May 21 2015 @ 15:38
(A few hours later) Chaz, I did the thing.
SlimWhitman May 21 2015 @ 18:29
ice cold bloody stone age murder - i should have known that was 'the thing'. i guess they might have had contract killers even then.
grok May 23 2015 @ 16:13
Hey, did you just start a new story with a caveman contracting another one to kill their shaman? Seems it's really quite the thing. :D
SlimWhitman May 24 2015 @ 05:37
When I have an idea or a question like that, I put it into a story, and I love cavepeople stories.