Mr. Roach and his family moved into a house

Mr. Roach and his family moved into a house in the Hamptons on March 15th, 2016 and folded stories to pass the time. This is just the first line and already it shows signs of

folder. He wanted to be intelligent, witty yet allow the story to fold in a direction that would make it appealing to the others, so he decide to try a

Plot twist, the story took a turn for the worst, and all of the sudden the characters began to rapidly change, but were un affected by tragedy, and so the story unfolded. It then

turned out that the author of this story was a teenage girl, who had been writing yaoi fanfiction for years, and tried to maintain relevance by making everyone act OOC! This meant

"out of control", because that anonymous teenage girl's fan fiction was all about people freaking out! Now, this may have indicated problems in her home life, but who knows? Anyway

, judging by the number of exclamation marks she used after every sentence, I could sense that this teenaged girl had never known any real excitement in her life. Then, as I looked

through her purse for bus fare, I found a naked picture of Don Knotts and was surprised at how hairy his chest was. I also found her diary: every page was filled with exclamation

points at the end of each sentence in every entry! It was like totally weird and totally boring at the same time! But that image! I couldn't forget those pouting lips and bulging

eyes! A knock at my door! I wasn't expecting anyone! Another knock, this time, louder!! I opened the door! No! No!! It couldn't be! But it WAS! It It was Gene Wilder!!!