THEN: Cat's Cradle was a game for young girls

THEN: Cat's Cradle was a game for young girls with pieces of string. NOW: Xtreme KatZ Kradl is the number one competive sport on ESPN among midwest knitters. Sponsored by Red Bull

Shit. Red Bull Shit was a car salesman from Dallas. He threw me $ 100 to sponsor me, told me the rest was in the mail. But Red Bull Shit had a nemesis who never left him alone

as a result of his schizophrenia. He called the voice "Jeremy." After school one day, he said, "Jeremy spoke in class today. He told me to make an energy drink with cocaine in it."

His mother thought it was a great idea, they would surely get rich. So they started fabricating the drink, called it Coca Club and sold it as remedy for stomach aches. They made

absolutely nothing. Well nice old Mr.Hobbs from #4 bought one."We're not getting rich from selling 1 bottle!" he complained.Then Mr.Hobbs knocked. His mother's remedy's had caused

his black and orange stripes to reverse. Mr. Hobbs grumbled as he checked the prescription of his mother's meds we sold him. Just as he thought, this was for zebras, not tigers. He

sued us for millions, since now the only appearances Hobbs could make were in b/w newspapers. He also noticed that he couldn't see colors anymore, thwarting all efforts to

get in touch with Calvin. Poor Hobbs became a chocolate pudding addict. He couldn't get enough pudding it was something about the smooth texture and the wobble that made him

think of jello, though why wobbly pudding should make hobbs think of jello. Calvin couldn't understand wobbly pudding made Calvin think about gravy. Calvin's favorite food was