Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk

Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without

the beautiful merpeople who hang out at the coast of the Atlantic. These people are very interesting, whenever they see a passerby they yell out.....

"We merely appear to have fish tails!" It was an in joke. They really were from Atlantis & had gotten their landlubber legs from the sea hag. Cruising the bars & drinking like fish

from "Barney Miller" they'd grown into everyday joe's. No one cared that they were once mermen. They were even allowed a civil ceremony to marry

and live the rest of their lives in obscurity. Which would have happened if Neptune hadn't woken up from his 1000-year slumber and realized all of his merman had wandered off to

more lucrative careers in swimming-pool porn. But Neptune had others in reserve, creatures unseen. And he was also delighted that Richard Branson and James Cameron were exploring

the new sensational craze that had become known as "Latex Layering." Latex Layering was a unique fetish that had until now only existed in the warped minds of the seediest

glove makers laboring in the dark hollows of the five finger death plant. Yet once Lady Gaga found out about it Latex Layering became all the rage amongst the Tweens

and the five-fingered factory spew forth billions of sentient latex gloves which, once on the hands of the unwary masses, began to twitch, to fumble around, to make rude gestures.