One day as I was going to sleep, a bright

One day as I was going to sleep, a bright light had appeared in front of me. As every second would pass, I seemed to get more drousy than the previous second. Then I started to go

to The Home Depot to buy some purple paint. On my way to the store a herd of pink elephants ran across the road in front of me. I wondered to myself, "I did not know the circus..

had such elephants! Afterwards, i decided that maybe i was just losing my mind, so i pretended to ignore it and i continued towards Home Depot, until i saw a bright flash and...

a skyscraper popped up right in the middle of the road. It looked just like the Empire State Building, infact i think it was. I almost crashed into it. Then i got out and walked in

to the building and saw people running around using hand signals and all. I screamed "Hello?" but no one seemed to hear me. It was then that I saw that all the people were deaf and

so I declared that I'm a neo Nazi, I kick puppies for fun, and I molest children. Not a single person had any objections! What a great day! Of course,

I was at the Tea Party convention so no one thought that my announcement about Nazi membership and kicking babies was unusual. However, I was wearing a Radiohead T Shirt and

that rankled the crowd. A guy in overalls, wingtips and a bow tie stood up and yelled, “Hey! Thom Yorke says the Spice Girls are the Antichrist!” The Tea Party convention attendees

s destruction." A massive witch hunt of Spice Girl fans began soon afterward. The Spice Scare of 2012 didn't stop there, next they went after the Herb Girls.