One day as I was going to sleep, a bright

One day as I was going to sleep, a bright light had appeared in front of me. As every second would pass, I seemed to get more drousy than the previous second. Then I started to go

had such elephants! Afterwards, i decided that maybe i was just losing my mind, so i pretended to ignore it and i continued towards Home Depot, until i saw a bright flash and...

a skyscraper popped up right in the middle of the road. It looked just like the Empire State Building, infact i think it was. I almost crashed into it. Then i got out and walked in

to the building and saw people running around using hand signals and all. I screamed "Hello?" but no one seemed to hear me. It was then that I saw that all the people were deaf and

so I declared that I'm a neo Nazi, I kick puppies for fun, and I molest children. Not a single person had any objections! What a great day! Of course,

I was at the Tea Party convention so no one thought that my announcement about Nazi membership and kicking babies was unusual. However, I was wearing a Radiohead T Shirt and

that rankled the crowd. A guy in overalls, wingtips and a bow tie stood up and yelled, “Hey! Thom Yorke says the Spice Girls are the Antichrist!” The Tea Party convention attendees

fell silent when this blasphemous comment was blurted out. Then the buzzing started:'the Spice Girls should be destroyed..... war on Spice Girls..... Spice Girls are weapons of mas

s destruction." A massive witch hunt of Spice Girl fans began soon afterward. The Spice Scare of 2012 didn't stop there, next they went after the Herb Girls.