Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree. Merry

Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree. Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh...Kookaburra gay your life must be.

Oh,Mr. Kook A Burra,your tittering merriment pours out from your feathery throat through a gleeful smiley beak.Why are sitting in a gum tree? Is it a bubble gum tree? When did you

become such a totally disastrous melodramatic cripple? Mr. Kook A. Burra, hated the Monitor Lizard's insulting questions. That's why he trained in Kung Fu. Today the Monitor

had an article on how to train your Komodo Dragon to sit, stay, and play dead. It was anyone's gecko why someone would want to do that, but Mr. Kook A. Burra approved the story.

He said the kids would love it and Komodo Dragons will be a massive hit at Christmas. His daughter already had 12 of them and they even had to add a new room to the house to

encourage Komodo Dragon stand-up night. Turns out they'd make the family a huge profit what with their flashy toxic venom & family-friendly humor. But 1 dragon decided to go solo,

Puff The Magic Dragon saw the writing on the wall. He emigrated to the White Dragon Network, collaborating with Benjamin Fulford. The White Dragons were diligently preparing for a

a protest march against the neglect by Little Jackie Paper in downtown Jackson. The White Dragon leaders lit torches, handed out pitchforks and began to roar at the crowds of

and shattered the chains of Age who jumped into the real children, caught them up to their the age they would have been had they not refused the treatment. They aged normally then.