He wanted to retaliate but he wanted to do

He wanted to retaliate but he wanted to do it with style, he torqued the

front left and right rear lug-nuts to 5 foot/lbs. This should hold the tires in place just long enough to get up freeway speed. which would fall off first? Which way would it veer

Perhaps my boss was back at the clubhouse sipping mojitos with my friends. I had to fix this golf cart quick and get back there before he revealed the truth about my

past. I never meant to lie to anyone; but who would employ an ex-ninja? Who would even believe a guy like me was an ex-ninja? I want a normal life, anyway, so I gotta fix this cart

oon I call a life. I'm gonna step out of my tortoise shell. Learn what it means to be human. I retired my bo staff & applied for a job flipping burgers. "Who wants a green-skinned

naked ninja turtle reject working at McDonald's?" Surprisingly, I had little trouble finding a job maybe because I could speak Spanish, something I picked up living in Tijuana.

Not only do I run the drive-thru and the counter, but I also hang the phone up when college grads ask if we got their resume. They haven't been reading their bun wrappers lately.

Having successfully supplanted the cookie as the best place to find your fortune, bun wrappers were helping the wheat industry bounce back from the gluten free diet fad of early

onset diabetes avoidance. The wheat industry needed to paint diabetes in a positive light: "If you get a limp amputated from diabetes, you've still lost weight without dieting!"