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It was a dark and stormy night in the small

  • It was a dark and stormy night in the small town of
  • Townsville. Where the Powerpuff girls got infected by a virus,a dn turn into zombies. Then used their zombie powers to kill Townsville. They suddenly started
  • going "viral." Next thing you know Zombie Power Puff girls are being used by 7-11 to sell their "new" pizza. It made market sense because 7-11 pizza was Zombie pizza. It had an
  • aftertaste of dirt upon chum, and was sold right beside the checkout line for armed robberies. A young Orlando Bloom could be seen at the arcade machine, but 7-11 Zombie Pizza was
  • closing for the season. Her mind wandered again. Why weren't there any magazines in the waiting room, for cryin' out loud?! "Ms. Epson?" Finally. Dragging her bum leg behind her
  • she wished for universal healthcare but the government said "that's Communism" and put taxpayers money into their own purses. Ms Epsom
  • had only two more wishes left and she didn't want to waste them on frivolous things that the government would somehow mess up, so Ms Epsom cleared her throat and wished for
  • everyone on Earth to get a million trillion bajillion dollars & eternal life. At first there was much rejoicing. Ms Epsom was mankind's savior & was loved by all. Except
  • Saint Peter. Acting as gatekeeper to a bunch of rude, entitled snit-throwers who didn't belong wasn't his job, as he saw it, so he went on strike, barring their way into heaven.
  • Lucifer, spotting an opportunity, refurbished Hell in neutral colours with matching throws and brushed steel fittings. The snit-throwers loved it and lived happily ever after.
Started
2011-09-06 01:01:19
Finished
2013-02-23 06:20:20

9 Comments

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    Rachel Feb 23 2013 @ 08:11

    I like your ending lucielucie.
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    lucielucie Feb 23 2013 @ 11:22

    I love you Rachel
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    Zetawilk Feb 23 2013 @ 11:57

    I love Lucifer.
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    PurpleProf Feb 23 2013 @ 13:03

    I love ALL y'all (as they say here in South Carolina)!
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    Zetawilk Feb 23 2013 @ 13:20

    As they say in South Carolina, "Welcome to South Carolina!"
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    sundancer Feb 23 2013 @ 16:50

    Interesting story!
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    jayursus Feb 23 2013 @ 22:45

    Does Hell have an open floor plan and vaulted ceilings as well?
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    lucielucie Feb 24 2013 @ 02:07

    Your hell is of your own making, so why not?
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    Zetawilk Feb 24 2013 @ 02:29

    I think I'll get Satan a loufah for Christmas again this year. Which reminds me of a new folding story, if I haven't already done that one before.

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