The demonolgist's day job was painting lines
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The demonolgist's day job was painting lines in parking lots. This went well until the winter solstice
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when his inner demons told him to paint a large pentacle in front of Walmart & sacrifice a goat. Derek the demonologist was given unpaid 'thinking time' from his line painting job
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Unfortunately for Derek, thinking wasn't one of the talents of a demonologist. That goat was the last one in the town. I was time to use more..available sacrifices.
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So the next day I found myself berried underground with a tomb stone which said not a worthy sacrifice
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. Being berried alive is a cruel form of execution. The victim is inhumed with berries. As a final insult, a tombstone is buried with him. I, unworthy sacrifice, had been berried.
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Unfortunately I also was allergic to berries. There I was, six feet under, covered in hives, and itchy as hell. To escape, I punched through the coffin lid and clawed through
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2 meters of packed fill dirt. When I burst out of the ground a roving pack of hillbillies shouted "Zombie apocalypse!" and charged me with pitchforks. "No, no!" I tried to say but
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my larynx was impaled by a pitchfork, so it came out, "Ngggghh, ngggsshh!" Of course, they couldn't stop me. Gory gobs of blood-n-stuff dribbled down my shirt. The hillbillies
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were going to defend the black crude that had come up bubbling on their property. I whipped one of the hillbillies in the head with the handle of the pitchfork sticking in my chest
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A crimson creek spurted from his jaw. Cruor that is & did he bleed. Kinfolk said Jed looks like a Hematoma. ER's the place you oughta be so they sewed'm up & he looks like Beverly.
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- 2014-06-25 08:21:14
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- 2014-10-09 17:55:00
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