Fire poured like water over my wrist, my
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Fire poured like water over my wrist, my black robes furling and unfurling as rollicking flame caressed my skin with utmost tenderness, roiling and flying towards my enemy.
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Spalt!
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Enough said... On 2nd thought, I'll elaborate a bit. Spalt means to split in German & thats just what the last folder did after contributing his one word of wisdom. Now you may ask
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why spalt and why now? I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he was folding like this. Was it a cry for help? We all thought he had eschewed German forever. "Nein Schatzi," he growled
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like a terrier. Arnold was eating a really greasy fat sausage. He bit into it very cigar-ishly. Sizzling fat rolled down his anvil jaw and just hung, a thick drop, milky and
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yellow. It dripped down to the floor , where Arnold's hated mother-in-law slipped on the greasy trap. She didn't move for a while, so Arnold thought she died. About to whoop for
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joy, Arnold was snatched away by a mysterious hand. Arnold turned around to find the ghost of his mother-in-law, screaming at him "Why did you kill me?! Why did you kill me?!"
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"Well, I killed you because you've pretty much asked for it" - he said. The ghost of his mother-in-law turned into a black smoke, going around him. He wasn't scared. From one of
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his ears,he heard his dead mother-in-law's grating nasal whisper: "I'll never leave you nowww..." Oh. Oh no. Nononononooo! But her spirit entered his soul before he could stop her.
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For weeks he convulsed, vomited & shouted obscenities in her grating nasal voice as priests tried to exorcise her. They gave up. S/he went on to be an infamous shock rock vocalist.
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- 2014-01-10 08:39:29
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- 2014-07-03 18:26:42
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