AQUARIUS: You will receive an unexpected

AQUARIUS: You will receive an unexpected windfall this week. Be mindful of strangers who will want you to share your newfound wealth. Seek a Leo for companionship.

LEO: You will suffer an unexpected downturn in your finances. Be mindful of strangers who seek to console you. Be suspicious of Aquarius. CANCER:

Light reflecting off Uranus could result in a sudden surge of self-importance. Today could be the day when others finally see what an asset you are. GEMINI: A full moon may reveal

the love you've been looking for. Or it could crash to Earth, crushing you and everything you love. Statistics, right? LIBRA: Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it

back to you. Back beat, the word is on the street, that the fire in your heart is out. I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt. I don't believe that

applies to me, as I am above that sort of thing, but I'll pop that pimple on your head if you give a me "promise" ring. Take me down to Sears today and let's get started right away

So we went to Sears. the bad fashion only paralleled by the air of a forgotten time encompassed int the store. I walked faster.

I walked into my friends. They were so excited to see me that I got talked into getting a makeover. Throughout, with an eye over my shoulder, knowing pursuit was still out there.

noticed that my bones were, in fact, made of pure nostalgium. I thought of my childhood love of comics and realised that I'd created a new element. My new name: Nostalgerene.