THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY

THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY AND THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. "Never take the Lord's name in vain," says Billy. "Instead, say, 'Those /fudging/ zombies scare me!'"

Jesus wanted those zombies for sunbeams, so Christian Billy played a lyre. "God expects me to cry/for all the reasons/you had to un-die." The zombies fled hurriedly; Billy followed

up with one of Bob Dylan's least recognized hits. Christian Billy played that lyre in such a way that God stopped what he was doing to listen. Reality stood still, literally.

I couldn't believe she actually did that. Lexi, the love of my life, my heart, my story, the reason why I live?! Lexi?! I didn't know what to think. Why? What did I ever do to her?

If you are reading this its too late.

If you are reading this its too late.

Why read whatever is needing to be read, when reading unread readings can help you read read. Reading the readings while reading helps you read readily. Re-read if you can't read.

Dear. Dear. I said DEAR. Oh, did I mention I was cydlexic?

NO, you didn't mention it! I would have procured a special cyanide-imbued book for you, as I know it's the one thing you can read. Well this time you'll have to settle for arsenic.