Once upon a time there was a unicorn that
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Once upon a time there was a unicorn that farted rainbows and ate poop the barfed it out
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he lived on the streets spending his days begging for change until out of the blue he was saved by
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hi
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hi
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"Hi? HI? Don't you 'hi' me!" Said the old man, "I remember, back in the day, when people said 'top of the morning' to one another. Not 'hi'." He came towards me, his
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cane waggling in my direction. I was unaware that "hi" was an improper greeting. He wasn't trying to hit me, but his inch thick glasses told me he was dangerously close to doing so
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. The situation became so unnerving I pooped my pants. The cane waggled closer, then turned and wriggled away as it smelt the aroma coming out from my undergarments.
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It was at that unfortunate moment that the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes people burst through the door with balloons, confetti, a check with my name on it & a camera.
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potato
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potato
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- Started
- 2015-04-06 19:05:14
- Finished
- 2015-04-09 19:18:41
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zxvasdf Apr 10 2015 @ 00:16
The Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes people have perfect timing!
Krammy Apr 10 2015 @ 19:01
Haha, it's ironic that @Perronicus used "hi" twice without knowing of the two "hi"s before it.
Perronicus Apr 11 2015 @ 09:50
Hah yeah, I'd not noticed that. It works well :D
grok Apr 11 2015 @ 13:59
Is it just me, or is it getting spammy in here lately?
Perronicus Apr 11 2015 @ 16:09
No it's definitely getting a bit spammy in here...
KieferSkunk Apr 14 2015 @ 12:48
Sent the site owner a note about those accounts.