Hitragzutus was a minor demon responsible

Hitragzutus was a minor demon responsible for making shower curtains cling to people while they showered. He longed to be assigned a higher torment by Beelzebub.

One day Beelzebub called Hitragzutus into his fiery office. "We're promoting you," he howled, "you're now giving blisters people with new shoes." But Hitragzutus wanted even more

power to inflict misery. Hitragzulus wanted to inflict extreme itch on people who, because they were out in public, could not scratch. Satan agreed with a nod & a chortle. Hitragzu

lus clapped his demon hands in glee & hit the streets. Operation Itch began. First thing Hitragzulus did was make himself invisible & went around yanking everyone's underwear up

their buttcracks to the point that the fabric disappeared. Hitragzulus was giddy with joy. Nobody knew that they were being trolled by an invisable demon. Otherwise

they probably wouldn't have hit that pipe so hard. Hitragzulus said, "You know, I could really go for some biscuits and gravy." The invisible demon was intrigued by Southern

asked Satan. Satan took the drink that was offered and spit it out on the Damned. "I guess we can't." He poured himself a drink and took the chair next to Satan's and said, "Ovens

are for those saps in the living world. What you need, Satan are you listening to me, what you need babe is a gimmick. Some kind of dog and pony show that'll spice up your brand."

For the first time in his existence, Satan felt cheapened, and it hurt him to his blood red core. Sudden;y he knew what everyone had warned him about. Business is Hell.