The elevator doors slid shut behind Davey,

The elevator doors slid shut behind Davey, as he perused the panel. '3,2,1,G' it stated reasonably, 'B, SB' sensibly, and then 'SSB, SSSB, Centre of the Earth'. "Gosh!" Davey ejacu

lated again.This was not a mission. It was an emission to the Centre of the Earth. "It's a little hot in here," gushed Davey as the elevator doors slid open to reveal the fiery

pants he was sporting. Davey was a liar, and his pants were on fire. No sooner did he start talking of journeys to the Center of the Earth, did flames burst from the seat of his

Tesla. Being a friend of Elon had its disadvantages -- Musk had many clever enemies. Davey had a big mouth, exaggerated. Elon only wanted to penetrate the mantle, not the core. The

The temperature there was 700 degrees. Elon needed special gloves and Tesla bought them by the case. They cost just 57 dollops per box. Musk penetrated his aura of invincibility.

Elon had his flatulence converted into a musk that while still Elon's, still Bigger than That. It was waggishly claimed to be an "inhouse job" . This musk was capable of penetratin

-g the thin membrane between the living and the dead. Elon stepped through that membrane and saw his Gram for a brief moment before he was pushed back. "More beans," he thought, as

s firing away. The odor almost choked Elon, but the portal opened once more & Gram crossed into the world of the living. "Gramp was cheating on me!" she gasped, grabbing a shotgun

"How long did you think you could live in the dark?" Elon gasped for air...Don't shoot me, I know we haven't always gotten along but I was barely the messenger in this situation.