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Who said I am pretty? Braids hang low like

  • Who said I am pretty? Braids hang low like willow trees. Eyes glossed over with innocence. My knees buckle everytime a guy waves at me. My skin is the posterboard for mother Africa

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  • . I keep asking Mother Africa to not stick her post-it notes & memos on my face and other skin because: 1) I can't see; 2) I'm allergic to the glue; 3) drawing pins bloomin' hurt.

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  • But Mother Africa pays me no heed. I am now mummified in Post-It notes and covered with hives and bleeding sores. Soon, this cocoon of adhesive squares will digest me and in eight

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  • months I will be pregnant. The Xerox machine prophesied that I will give birth to, not a new king, but a new office manager. The old Office Mgr. sent a memo ordering the killing

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  • of a 30-pack of Bud Light. While I was busy, I considered if I wanted to name my unborn Office Manager 'Mary' or 'Cynthia'. Mary's nicer, but Cynthia's more authoritative. Perhaps

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  • It may not even be relevant. Once the elections are over, things will be in freefall. Black Friday no longer guarantees profits. It does trigger madness among the sheeple.

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  • The Trigger committee was assured by the incoming regime that the "animals" would soon be in cages.The offspring were being utilized for traction with the deep state. The Bear was

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  • known as Pooh, but lived under the name of Saunders to throw off the naysayers. Being a stuffed bear, he had trouble understanding the outrage over Trigger having been stuffed. Roy

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  • Orbisen had been stalking Pooh for over a year. Luckily, he died, thought Pooh. Just then, he could see Elmer Fudd in the distance. "What's HE doing in this story?" thought Pooh.

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  • Pooh walked over to Elmer Fudd, just to hear him say "Be vewy vewy quiet." Then 'BAM!' Pooh fell over, and just before he died he heard Elmer blurt out: "I'm hunting bears."

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1 Comments

  1. ValkyrieGrrl Mar 18 2019 @ 03:34

    I think we came full circle actually from the question in the beginning about being pretty to the posthumous mention of Roy Orbisen who, of course, is famous for "Pretty Woman." I rest my case. ;-)

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