The roots of the plant twisted and wrapped

The roots of the plant twisted and wrapped around her neck. She regretted every having watered it or given it that expensive plant food. Now that it was walking and killing, she

then she realized the plant had toes. It wasn't a giant plant, it was the Jolly Green Giant. Holy shit, and he was pissed. He was armed with M16, tear gas grenades and Teen Beat

... sorry, Teen Beet magazine. Teen Beet was a periodical covering such vegetative celebrities like our hero, JGG, Rhoda Rudabega, and of course Tina Yothers.

The entire Yothers family was formed from Poi and emigrated to the mainland from Hawaii in the 1960s. To keep her pale tone, Tina was on a strict white-food-only diet, except for

bologna. They exemplified every WASP stereotype. Especially the one about the dancing. You'd think that a family made of poi would atleast be able to hula, but it came out like

puke at a vomitorium. They tried to make up for their lack of dance prowess by buliding

buliding is a combination of bulemia and

Suddenly it was my turn. "Spell Jefferson," the judge told me. I glanced back at the girl that had just sat down triumphantly, took a breath and said, "Well, if you take the first

time I did this, I was under a lot of pressure." The judge grimmaced, "Just do it." I swallowed, "G-E-O-F-F-U-R-S-O-N." Thus, I started my career increative spelling.