Keith had stumbled on the winning combination
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Keith had stumbled on the winning combination of monosyllabic AND grumpy quite by accident. But when he used this technique on his sister's best friend's cousin, the effect wa
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s unexpectedly divergent and tempestuous, a passion for the ages. Estelle knew Keith could be stormily eloquent, so his brief grunts drove her into rages of desire. Tesla lightning
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shot from Estelle's nipples and caused a power outage in Keith's inhibition receptors. He took a deep breath and blew the rest of her clothes off, including her hair. An F-5
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is the right move for the Dutch Defence, but Estelle brazier was French & Keith was a little rusty on the finer points of Nude Chess. Stella's pert bishop was lined up with his
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until it shimmied past diagonally. "Hey, get off my pawn," warned Keith, "Don't make me go medieval on your hiney." "Well then keep your pawns off my Queen," Stella suggested.
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The crowd went wild. Stella trash talking move put her in the final for Mo Def Chess Rap Battle 2014. "I got your bishop, rook and knight...
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if you try to castle, you'll lose that fight ... This aint Big Blue, versus Kasparov ... I'm the flame, you're just the moth. Shamon!" Stella mugged. Carter spat: "My queen is tall
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and my King is a Venti." Ah, Carter invoked the Twelf Oracle of Starbuckery the third. Stella grimaced, this would not be easy, she needed to conjure a spell from the Jamba Juice R
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oberta, you know, the Starbucks witch. She even gave potions to people with no money to get their Starbucks fix. I really wanted to in the Jamba Juice family. I went to her and
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squished fruit with my bare hands for 40 days and 40 nights. The citric acid burned my open cuts, but I persevered. Finally, after collapsing at their throne, I had my franchise.
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- Started
- 2014-03-25 18:01:52
- Finished
- 2015-10-22 14:48:44
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BlastedHeath Oct 23 2015 @ 05:57
Laughing all the way through!