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Zynxk, Fltscnp & Plqmsy teased Bob relentlessly

  • Zynxk, Fltscnp & Plqmsy teased Bob relentlessly about having only 2 eyes and five digits per limb. "Hey two eyes how many tentacles do you see?" Zynxk slimed him before he answered

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  • then pushed Bob into a well of sludge. Zynthx, Fltscnp & Plqmsy were abused by their fathers for their lack of vowels. So they took their rage out on Bob because he was a palindrom

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  • killer. Bob's costume had pants that ended in Bob's shirt and his shirt ended in his pants. Zynth, Fltsncp & Plqmsy, the Voweless Ones were Palindrome Killer Bob's nemeses

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  • And were disguised at killer tomatoes, in an attempt to track Bob. His Block-it-pocket case prevented them from successfully doing so. The Tomato Police were tracking the tomatoes.

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  • The Tomato Police were barred from asking the tomatoes if they were killer tomatoes or not because the Super Court has ruled it unconstitutional. So that didn't help Bob either.

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  • Bob slumped onto his office desk. He was at a complete loss for the first time in his career. His mind whirled with images of ripe, juicy tomatoes, dripping with flavour.

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  • Bud nudge Bob back to reality. "Daydreaming again?" he chided? "I see you checkin' out the new office eye candy!" Bob merely grunted. He'd been dreaming of his tomatoes. Luscious

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  • , ripe and red, Bob's tomatoes had grown so full that he had to strap them bodily into cages to contain them. "No, just thinking of the Jenkin's file," Bob told Bud as he wiped the

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  • sweat off the huge throbbing tomatoes with a Shamwow. "You're obsessing on the Jenkins file. You'll go crazy" said Bud. The tomato cage bars began to bend as Bob's tomatoes swelled

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  • to immense size and busted out. The tomatoes terrorized the city but were halted when the army blocked the road with giant bacon, lettuce, mayo, and toast. There were BLTs for all!

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3 Comments

  1. Woab Apr 30 2018 @ 14:46

    Gibber, your line made me bust out laughing. I sounded like Ernest Borgnine on a bender.

  2. Gibber Apr 30 2018 @ 15:04

    Exellent. My diabolical plan is working.

  3. SlimWhitman Apr 30 2018 @ 16:45

    Ernest Borgnine on a bender. That I'd like to here. I had a good laugh too - sad to lose track of the Voweless Ones but the bulging Tomatoes became a good replacement.

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