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Ugh, why couldn't they just play T.V without adverts. During the ad break I gazed out the window and saw an old squid flapping about on the beach.

That's odd, I thought and turned back to watch 'Celebrity Name Game.' By the next break, hordes of squids had washed onto the shore. I then noticed a low hum coming from the TV.

I leant in to my TV and heard the tiny buddhist monk chanting to the squid saying "Love with your head and heart. Love with your very self.." The squid was shooting off penises

from the bodies of the dead. But the most unusual thing was that Squid used the pistol left tentacled, when every marine biologist worth their salt KNOWS Squid are righties..unless

they've been involved in a underwater skuffle and lost said rightie or their brains are wired altogether differently.. This Squid had both squiddy appendages, so something must be

happening in the afterwash aftermath. "If you wan't, I can come back after Mass", offered the twice squidly Squid, blinking nervously with it's one eye. "Ok, see you after Mass", I

stammered as I wrestled with the newfound reality that octopods could be Catholic. The Twice Squidly Squid followed me into church and kept his one eye on me as I took communion.

The priest, spooked by the squid, ran for the confessional, taking an altar boy as protection. The squid sighed, mounted the altar, and lifted a wafer. “BodyofChrist?” it gurgled.