"It's a show about a guy who leaps into different

"It's a show about a guy who leaps into different bodies... I've called it Quantum Leap." I said. The TV execs eyed me suspiciously like they'd heard it all before. "It's new...

but can you back up the premise for longer than four years?" I was Belissario. Little did I know I'd find the same conundrum as Sliders waiting for me in the years ahead. Then it

dawned on me that time travel was impossible. My childhood dreams of travelling back in time to kill Hitler was impossible. Alternate universes however were highly probable

to break into my reverie while I sat in front of the inventory spreadsheet. My cubicle slipped into a Bran discontinuity rematerializing the antiverse where accountants are worship

-ing George Harrison's fingers. In the Webula Vortex of the Antiverse I could fly by holding up my mouse. I rocketed through wormholes where giant Swingline Staplers cackled and

Sang "My Sweet Lord" to the mouse. It became an elephant, the vehicle of Lord Ganesh. A cow walked into the room, greeting the elephant and everyone, including George Harrison.

Normally when one looks like a cow and moos like a cow, one is probably a cow. But when George Harrison played "Here Comes the Sun" the cow transformed into

potato. Yet this was not an ordinary potato. This was a magical potato. And this magical potato was in the hands of the blue meanie. As the meanie pulled out the potato, he

turned blue-green. A worm had wriggled inside and eaten the magic potato as it went. It transformed into a giant and swallowed its attacker whole. The meanie met his messy end.