"Aww, is it moving day again, daddy? I was

"Aww, is it moving day again, daddy? I was just starting to like this place." "Yes, dear. Every Tuesday. Pack only what you can carry." Nick Nomad and his family clan set out for

L.A. He decided we’d live like the gypsy family on the defunct TV series The Riches.As we pulled up to the newest house I said “Daddy it looks just the American Horror Story House

Extreme Makeover. That's the show where they take an underprivileged family and force them to live in a nice, big haunted house.

unlike your typical home improvement show where one might call in a carpenter, on Extreme Makeover they'd call in an Exorcist. But first the poor new occupants had to discover the

t amateurs spent most of the footage in green, looking off camera and gasping at non-existent noises their foley crew may as well have forgotten to AD in. "Was it a ghost?" an ugly

blonde girl asked, looking ready to pee her pants. No one was there but she thought she heard someone whisper in her ear, "

The nurse was to administer her antidepressants so she would sleep all night after eating a steak. Her craving for red meat was her downfall. Nurse Amy and Dr. Bones entered the

room, only to be savagely mauled by a moonlight cannibal. A monster she is now, craving the red flesh of her kind. She will not let this hospital subdue her hunger. NEVER!

Ripping flesh, she sunk her teeth into the girl. "Don't ever mess with a hungry girl!" she screamed.