i was at the mall with my friends going back

i was at the mall with my friends going back to school shopping. All of a sudden i turn around and my friends are gone and no one is answering their phone so i start to panic then

took no notice of me, eyeing the retail gal at Claire's. This rent-a-cop was no help. Someone must know the truth! The Mall of America was being run by an elusive gang of

mannequins nearly indistinguishable from the usual retail gals. They wore the same garish lipstick,white nails & palid layer of foundation. They were insidiously taking over malls

through sheer minimalistic movement and breath control. The usual retail gals were sick and tired of being outfoxed by mannequins. They formed a liberation front that met at Cinnab

-us (a short bus chain store that sold cinnamon cannabis). "Like, order," said the leader. "We need to, like, write an anti-Mannequin Manifesto, y'all dig?" Stacy texted Tracy that

the Macy's parade was filled with crazy lacy dophamthetamines and would she like to come along and toke? Because like omigawd intoxicants are like so good for the body yanno? Dur.

She was totally tripping by then and a parade sounded like fun. "Just, like, don't leave me alone with any, like, creepy clowns, 'kay? that would be totes uncool, yo." she drooled

& leaned her head back on the sidewalk, thinking the parade would be marching across the sky. "Oh, there's a float shaped like a cloud!" she squealed, pointing, "And a scary clown"

With that, the John Wayne Gacy clown jumped out from behind the tuba player and started chasing the audience. Scariest day of my life! Oh the horror! Never, ever trust a clown...