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Aaron gave her clitoris a quick tickle with

  • Aaron gave her clitoris a quick tickle with his tongue and had at it with the groceries. The next time he came up for air he asked his grandfather, who was on the recliner next to

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  • Uncle Tony's libido. "Do you mean the blond with the nonexistent breasts?" Grandfather asked. "No!" Aaron shouted, I am talking about the redhead with the freckles on her knees!"

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  • freckles on her knees!!!! Why he should know better to be hammering a woman with freckles on her knees!!!! Grandfather exclaimed.Dosen't he know that they are the roots of all evil

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  • and root canals are required to get rid of freckle kneed women. I looked cross eyed at Gramps. Geeze old man get with it! Freckle kneed chicks are the hottest. You need to be more

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  • accepting of life and not sweat the small stuff. Get over it, Gramps. I realized I was thinking out loud a second before he swiped at me with his cane. "Dang whippersnapper!"

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  • I grabbed his cane & wrenched it from his arthritic fingers. "Gotta be faster than that, old man!" I laughed. But it was a bitter laugh. Grandpa's eyes widened as I slammed the can

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  • e into another cane. I found, that the more I hit the cane, the more my anger grew. Soon I was whacking the cane fast enough to cause fire to envelope me. The friction caused by my

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  • Anger destroyed my marriage to Mihnnie Mouse. He asked me to wash his mushrooms and soak them in the kitchen while he pondered whether to push the panic button. The Master was tpo

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  • (thermoplastic polyolefin), which made him rather stretchy. It was good to have a flexible master, and Mihnnie Mouse expressed his preference to The Master over marriage to me.

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  • So I had my DNA replaced with bio-engineered latex. But the latex DNA instructed my cells to melt down to viscous goo. And that's how I ended up in a plastic tub in the hospital.

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