If you fold this story, can I fold yours?

If you fold this story, can I fold yours?

mama don't get no mo stupid jokes, I'm gonna change the subject of this FoldingStory right here, right now!

Fine! Fine. You do that. I just did. They sat in stony silence until... YOU POOKIED! I did not. YOU DID! I didn't, I swear! Well then, WHO DID? (More stony silence.) I smell

myself. Of course I did. That traitorous sphincter, weakening. I wasn't going to own up. It was time to go and as I passed, a mist followed passing, sulphorously shrouding us .

I underestimated their resolve. They were willing to face the fumes I was putting out. They could not let us escape. Through the sulphurous shroud I heard the doors being barred.

I excused myself to use the bathroom, but alas! I found the windows too small for escape. Thus, my captors found me stuck in the frame, hanging inside from the waist down.

They gave me a wedgie and left me hanging there, wedged in the bathroom window. One of them ran around to the outside and slapped my face. Another took footage of my knickers

That's a weird word when you think of it, knickers.. kind of makes me think of Snickers, I wish I had some Snickers while hanging here by my knickers, i thought. The bullies then

stole my money and bought a Snickers to tease me.Clearly,I had said my thoughts out loud.It happened exactly like in the ads, as soon as they took a bite, they became samurais.Oops