Jimmy Puffins was a normal man. He did normal

Jimmy Puffins was a normal man. He did normal things. He had a normal job. He despised everything that was out of the ordinary. So when one day he spied his neighbor doing somethin

g most extraordinary he became irritated. Jimmy Puffins didn't like the Elephant man or his wife the Human Snake, but watching them through the binoculars he confirmed what he alwa

ys suspected: they were closet clowns. Peering at the couple through an open window of their colorful RV, Jimmy Puffins watched the couple applying white paint on each others' face

-lifts. By traveling in an RV and posting up at KOA capmgrounds, the Woodsalgs were able to pay for all kinds of plastic surgery, which made Jimmy Puffins want to watch them all

Suffocate in their vanity and stupidity. The Golden Horde rampaged out of Dodge and there was no escape from reality. This was just what Jimmy had predicted six months before.

Oh you don't remember when he predicted it? It was that night at The Do Tune In and he was at the piano. He said, "Everybody's trying to get into the act". Now do you remember?

Yeah, that's right. It was the guy with the nose. He's been nothing but trouble ever since he hit town. He's robbed the circus surplus supply store of all it's clown noses and

But if he doesn’t steal clown suits and pies, it could mean the end to his career and some other unfortunate runaway to a carnival would have to suffer this sad fate.

So he does his job and doesn't complain, though he wises he could be elsewhere. I'm saving them all, he thinks to himself every night. I'm saving them all from my fate.