Se despertó pero no podía abrir los ojos.

Se despertó pero no podía abrir los ojos. Sabía que había alguien ahí y...

Not asleep,not awake.Somewhere in between,he yelled.Terror from felling someone else in the room.Just a dream...he hoped.He still dreamt in Spanish,after all this years English was

a nuisance when it wasn't what he used for ordering a coffee, or for buying lotto tickets, or for visiting the bookstore with the girl from Florida at the cash register. He dreamt

of exchanging his Prussian franks for useful, modern currency, but such dreams had been crushed by the Prussian coup of Franz von Papen. So he hadn't a choice but to buy goods with

really bad asexual and wordless instructions for assembly. The veins in his neck popped out from megatons of frustration when he tried to

interpret the Korean's English instructions. What, were they too busy playing Starcraft to learn grammar in a profession where grammar was the basic requirement? The device began

emit strange sounds "와우 허리 굽혀 인사" Our teacher Genibo, the talking dog eventually taught us to heal, roll over and play dead. I tried my skills at a bar in Seoul

with tall korean models. Unfortunately I managed to walk into the bar for Thai-women. Imagine my surprise when I noticed that these women were endowed in

amazing intelligence, far more attractive than those dumb Korean models. I was aroused by the Thai womens' conversations about quantum physics, art, and politics. I fell in love