It was a really snowy winter. It had been

It was a really snowy winter. It had been snowing for a week now and I couldn't even get out of the house any more.

I remembered back to summer, when I had run over my only shovel with the lawn mower. It hadn't seemed like a big deal at the time. Now, it was a very big deal.

How could he dig a hole large enough to bury the body, using only a silver plate soup spoon?

The first layer of silver had been ground away before he realized the spoon would be insufficient. He had three days, a spoon, a toilet & some salt. By the fourth bite, the nausea

had become his friend. It told him to look under the fifth tile. He did. It was loose. Under it was a gardening spade. Just then the cell door opened and

a cat. Phew, i said, i thought for sure that was the evil wizard looking to trap us in his snowglobe!

I then smashed the snowglobe in a thousand pieces as I had seen enough snowglobes to last 1000 lifetimes including all 9 lives of that stupid cat.

I hadn't counted on one thing. This was no ordinary cat blessed with 9 lives. No, this one had 10. The last was a gift from Jesus for

spraying a Christ-like image on a piece of fabric that would later be called the Shroud of Turin, baffling scientists & theologians for centuries. This cat's 10th life would prove