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Australia Pandora

  • Australia Pandora
  • At last, all of our questions about Australia would be answered, because we so very wanted to know.
  • And inquiring minds Down Under want to know if the folks Up Top 1. Really get by without Tim Tam's. 2. Think a tourniquet is a fancy necktie 3. Think a swissarmy 'knife' is one. 4.
  • Believe Christmas to be a winter only event. 5. Think tanning is healthy in any way. 6. Have any quarantine to check shipping containers for poisonous spiders 7.
  • Find out if anyone has ever made a Martini with vodka and prune juice. 8) Purchase a sweater made from Aardvark fur. 9)
  • Learn how to do a backflip. 10) Do a backflip off of something impressive. 11) Use mad backflip skills to get a
  • Knighthood. 12) Get named 'Knight of the backflips'. 13) Do thirteen backflips off Tower Bridge whilst eating a vanilla ice cream. 14) Do fourteen backflips
  • on top of the Empire State Building whilst wearing a gorilla suit. 15) Disregard number 4, it was weird and had little to do with backflips. 16) Take a selfie of yourself doing a
  • n attractive member of the opposite sex. 17) Lather, rinse & repeat as necessary. 18) Spend a week trying to break the record for Kegels/hour. 19) Photoshop the selfie from #16 to
  • # 20 & 20) Send to your boss with a note: "This is what I've been doing every day for the past five years. I QUIT! Later, Loser!" Yeah. Do it. Do it now.
Started
2015-07-11 05:22:34
Finished
2015-07-31 11:28:35

5 Comments

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    PurpleProf Jul 15 2015 @ 09:55

    We are insane. All of us. I swear...LOL!
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    SlimWhitman Jul 15 2015 @ 19:48

    Yes, we establish that fact more or less daily here at Foldingstory, don't we? @SuneMage: Was that a lucky guess about #4 or do you have shamanistic fold premonitions?
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    SunsetMage Jul 16 2015 @ 06:33

    @SlimWhitman Both
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    KieferSkunk Jul 17 2015 @ 16:36

    Purpleprof's fold makes me think of this Weird Al lyric: "Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no."
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    inatick Jul 17 2015 @ 23:07

    As an Australian I am confused why we want to know so much about back flips.

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