She kneaded the dough expertly, it was such

She kneaded the dough expertly, it was such great therapy. She rolled it into a rectangle to add the cinnamon-sugar filling. This filled her with so many bittersweet memories as

the scent of her grandmother baking in the oven wafted through the air. She sighed & brushed a tear from her floured cheek. Her grandmother should have kept her wrinkled mouth shut

but no, her grandmother had spoken the "thing" out loud. She'd brined her grandmother, put an apple in her mouth and cooked her. She called it a Luau and invited the whole

clan over for a feast. When her sister Sharon saw what was on the menu, and still skewered on the spit, she shrieked. "I thought you said 'dinner' party, not Donner party."

gnawed at her brother's femur. "Here, sis, try my toe. It's got jam." As she sampled this, Sharon wondered what they called it when you ate your blood relatives.

Three years later, Sharon was in the cast of "Dumbed Down Survivors" and lived on an island. Cannibalism was the new normal after the economic collapse that began in 2016. Slippery

slopes invade all conversations as you sized up your neighbors in order to work out a preferred order in which to eat them. Even the "Dumbed Down Survivors" film crew made the list

-less and unimaginative menu. Really. Is there a cannibal restaurant in this town that doesn't have boiled missionaries on the menu? At least add some atheists as flavoring, for th

ickening add some high level politicians, CEOs & food critics who recently stuffed themselves with some expensive meal from an overpriced restaurant. I'd award five shrunken heads!