Can you guys tell me your best cooking recipe

Can you guys tell me your best cooking recipe for fish, meat, veggies or I dont know dessert?

I Don't Know Dessert: 1 quart catsup, 1/2 cup vapor-rub, 1 lb bone meal, 1 lb pork fat. Whip catsup to form stiff peaks. Fold in other ingredients. Cook 3 hours until crusty. Serve

to Aunt Mildred who obviously wants to die because why else would she be wearing the hat in which she chose to be buried? Of course, Aunt Mildred survived the deadly dessert and

vowed to scratch lamprey pie off her list of treats. Anyway, her family solemnly accepted Aunt Mildred's death wish, cuz she was kin, & also rich & they were all in her will. So th

was in no mood for any human contact, so it swam to the deepest end of the tank, lay there passively and stared skyward. When Mildred kicked her legs, the shark panicked and

swam around in circles, like a dog trying to catch its own tail. Mildred pulled out her iPhone and started filming the shark's antics. She kept thrashing her legs in the tank water

& the shark flicked her tail in response. Then Hoagie Carmichael, who was visiting the Aquarium with the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa, pointed out that her thrashing & the shark were jaz

z hands for outgoing sharks, usually turning out to be ENFJs. "Really?" said Hoagie C. "Fuggedabodit." Hoffa shrugged. He continued, "Evee-boddy knows de sharks an extrovert

s smell blood from miles away. Just like I smell you...here...and now." That was the last sentence uttered before... Yeah. And don't ask any questions about any of this, you hear?!