George Lucas had re released Star Wars for

George Lucas had re released Star Wars for 870th time.

And for the 869th time he was lame. So George Lucas had his chef scramble up another fluffy hair omelet he could shelack to his head of weirdness.

The museum in chicago was being built after all!

The Windy City's Gangster Museum was not very welcome but muscled its way into Little Italy. The door guards had tomtoms & the place was a front for a real gangster named Micky

"Spill The Beans" Spillane. When it came to the Windy City, Spill the Beans had his finger in everybody's pie. From the mayor on down he got his vig. He kept their trash safe for

a hundred years or more. Why? What good was it to spill the beans when you don't have any beans to spill? The trash cans were full of beans of all kinds. Kidney beans, garbanzo

jumping beans, mean beans, lean beans and a whole assortment of protein goodness. They came in assortments of trash cans. A rare collectables item indeed. The craze for trash beans

came to a crashing halt when it was discovered that too many trash beans eventually produce shockingly extended episodes of gaseous emissions from their consumers. The FDA banned

Gas-X 2 years earlier when lead chips were discovered in the ingredients. Bean-O, also no longer available. GREAT GASEOUS GADZOOKS! People everywhere began donning masks &

Those who couldn’t afford them began wearing clothes pins on their noses. Between the masks & pins, everyone spoke funny, so they just gave up talking for texting.