I believed before anyone even told me that

I believed before anyone even told me that there was Someone or something to believe in. I knew it in the deepest of my being, as if I had come from the spiritual realm myself.

Other kids went full tabula rasa, but I entered the Earth realm with a leg up. I had a passport to Hiranyaloka; I knew how to dissolve soul solutes into the infinite. The solution

But I digress, as I said, I entered the earth realm with one leg up, and as a result kicked the doctor right in the eye, his good eye, when I pass through the vagina, and

just as he was recovering, whacked him the chin. My head was so big, it got stuck on the way out. The doctor needed an extra pair of hands. A old delivery room nurse lurched over

and yanked my head from its uncomfortable position. Unfortunately, my vertebrae came with it. "Oh, no," she said. "That's the third one this month. Doctor, I'll go gets some glue

This trouble & toil. This blistering boil. Meanwhile Doc just chats up a Goil, with chipped nail while my organs & limbs act as backdrop & foil.. Doc looked over at my split head &

Played Weird Al Yankovic's video "Foil". We laughed so loud the upstairs neighbour vowed to toil at silencing our tinfoil.

Now, this was a surprise to the tinfoil. It hadn't known it was involved with any of this. He had thought he was on the way to a cookout at the beach. It hadn't even said anything!

Tinfoil knew what it had to do.It was not going to be easy,nor would it live to tell the tale.It was what was best for humanity. Tinfoil threw itself into a fire, without a sound.