"Where's your crown, King nothing?"

"Where's your crown, King nothing?"

I don't need no stinkin crown foo! A tru king don't need nothin but his brain, ya feelin me? And it's King Nuffin'. Now, what we got goin on today?

"We're preparing for celebration,Your Nuffin'ness. Today it's 10 days since your 43th birthday and as you said, my King, that day comes ony once in a lifetime, so everything needs

to be cleaned thoroughly. Starting with your nasty

right now, or I will whoop you," said his classmate Tyressa. I did appreciate the support. In the end, Joe and Mr. Clark had to take the first-grader with desk to the principal's

sawmill, where the principal removed the desk from the first-grader with a circular saw. Joe and Mr. Clark stood by in their safety glasses, to make sure that the kid's appendages

didn't spray them in the eyes with jets of blood. That would be the worst thing to ever happen to them, probably; getting someone else's blood in their eyes. How would one wash it

\off before the taint wore off? You couldn't and you wouldn't waste any effort to get out from under it. Once you had their blood in your eye, just forget it. Your life is over.

But I decided to ignore his advice. WTF did I have to lose? My philosophy hadn’t changed in 40 years…face your fears, head on…look your adversary straight in the eye…and grin.