Then wonder woman sold her invisible jet

Then wonder woman sold her invisible jet to the third in command of Al Qaeda. He was not as charming as Bin Laden was, but Bin was dead. She sold the invisible jet for

the corpses of three afgan warlords and then proceeded to use to revive the corpses to be her mindless undead slaves. Al Qaeda then used the invisible jet to fly, but then it was

Easter, and they had forgotten their Easter dresses. Fortunately, they weren't Catholic; if they were, they would have been so embarrassed that they couldn't have

the last laugh. The dung beetle dung collection would just have to wait. It was time for Supernun, his favorite Catholic Channel show.

The TV blared. "Hey, non-heathens! It's time for the show about an uCONVENTional twisted SISTER who's second-to-NUN. She's Supernun! With her sidekick, Wooden Ruler, she fights

perVERsion,FORnication&dePRAVity! Supernun flowed on screen in old fashioned habit holding Wooden Ruler.Have you been GOOD?"she intoned.I gasped in recognition turning up the volum

of my boombox which was blasting The Beatles "Revolver" in reverse, hoping that the satan sounds would bring this fierce SUPERNUN to her knees.

But she moved her eye-patch over her good ear and could not hear the banal generic 60's pop tunes! Pirate Nun had me foiled as her ally Secret Agent Priest snuck in through the

"And that's the end of the story, my little darling", I said to the already sleeping three-year old. I kissed her on the forehead. "Sweet dreams."