Methinks March Madness is cutting down traffic

Methinks March Madness is cutting down traffic on FoldingStory. But that doesn't mean we can't have our own kind of March Madness right here...right now.

1st FS March Madness bracket: those who've used "penis" the most times in a fold. Contenders: [Moral End/SlimWhitman/BuddyBoy]. Moral End as winner is now up against the winner of

the 'Finbar Saunders and his Double Entendres Memorial Cup'. Contenders: pretty much everyone tho' 49 erFaithful squeezes in by a small head. Next prize for the FS March Madness

is the foot long hot dog squeezed into an extra tight bun awarded to the author with the most folds about food. Now, we all like to think about food, but our winner today is

a new category.Yes, food is always an easy go-to. Monkey smuggling in pants was a winner for awhile, then just monkey smuggling in general. But todays trophy goes to Squawkers. The

legend about a certain salt-n-pepper haired actor and a certain gerbil notwithstanding. Squawkers had a wart that looked like a pirate. It was right on the bird's

tummy and caused every woman who looked at him to be seized by a sudden desire to cuddle and hug the fluffy bird. One of such women, when faced with Squawker had the brilliant idea

to take Squawker home with her - watching the bird get hugged by other women was utterly painful. She decided the best way to go about this aviary theft was to

stuff the bird down her shirt and shuffle out the door. Squawker fought back pretty hard, but she thought that for the most part nobody suspected a thing. Just as she approached

the door Squawkers did Alien in reverse, eating into her stomach. Blood. Screaming. Horror. She told the paramedics a bird was eating her liver and then she died. Slowly, painfully