Diarrhea Planet was now the 10th planet in

  • Diarrhea Planet was now the 10th planet in our solar system. School teachers were baffled at this new scientific development and scientists' odd choice of name. The planet, made of

  • concentrated ammonium nitrate was slightly beyond the orbit of Uranus. Capt. Shistrome's job was to plough Planet Diarrhea out into the Kuiper belt where it would get sucked into

  • The same dismal orbit as other failed planets such as Planet Trapped Wind and Planet Cramps. But as Captain Shistrome loosened Planet Diarrhoea's tethers, an eerie face appeared

  • on the horizon of Planet Pubis. Capt. Shistrome gasped, recognizing...CRAP! "YOU again!" he cried. Chairman only smiled serenely at the captain, ready to wipe that sh*t-eating grin

  • off his ass-of-a-face with Dr. Derriere's reusable toilet tissues {patent pending}. The Captain and the Chairman were squared off for battle when an eruption on Planet Pubis caused

  • a rash and embarrassing odor. The Captain called Dr. Derriere's office to complain and got his receptionist, Toni Tennille. They talked a good, long time while the Chairman steamed

  • clams in the basement. They threw a party and laughed at my rash. Dr. Derriere said,"The only way to get rid of the embarrassing was to stop being embarrassed." But my butt is

  • like a red hot tamali. I remove the champagne bottles from the top of a pail & sit down. Ahhh! Dr. Derriere looks alarmed. Too late, I find they kept live lobsters in the ice, too.

  • But this lobster is different. Dr. Derri�re said it reminded him of the actor Kurt Russell. "You mean The Computer That Wore Tennis Shoes?" He answered by quoting Douche, "passions

  • Once stirred can never be shaken. It creates a bond. Thames Bond Guaranty, Limtd, was the firm of record." Nobody ever quoted Douche correctly. They just wanted to say they did.



  1. lucielucie Apr 03 2017 @ 02:29

    I wonder if Dr Derriere is related to Dr Goodfeel Drinkingstein.

  2. IceSquad Apr 03 2017 @ 03:33

    They're two sides of the same coin.

  3. Rebbie Apr 04 2017 @ 14:55

    An evil twin perhaps. One gives good feels the other loves to laugh at your rash covered posterior portion.

  4. Woab Apr 04 2017 @ 16:51

    This story had me at 'Diarrhea Planet'!

  5. LordVacuity Apr 27 2017 @ 10:26

    Would it be TMI if I admitted to being there now?

  6. SlimWhitman Apr 27 2017 @ 15:56

    Had some great ol' times a few weeks ago and sure didn't feel like folding anything but TP. TMI?

  7. IceSquad Apr 27 2017 @ 17:11

    The comments section of a finished folding story is a GREAT forum for describing to your friends and everybody else the aftermath of last week's chili dog binge etc. But if your symptoms might be indicative of a more serious condition, be sure to ASK YOUR DOCTOR. (sponsored by the Ignored Doctors Association)

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