"It was Mr. Green, ruefully, in the dope

"It was Mr. Green, ruefully, in the dope Lounge with the ostentatious rope," I accused. The Clue: Adverbs and Adjectives expansion pack was challenging. I checked the case envelope

and found that the Clue expansion pack changed Mr. Green to Mr. Aquamarine. I tried to argue that Mr. Green was Mr. Aquamarine, but my girlfriend showed me two swatches of

identical paint. This pissed me off. "I did it, in the game room, with the knife," I said. "You can't guess on my turn!" my girlfriend scolded as I opened the silverware drawer,

drew out the knife, then rolled to hit. With my feats, I scored a crit. My girlfriend screamed in dismay, but her leadpipe was too slow. One less player to discover Boddy's killer.

The police described it as a mafia style murder propagated by Mrs. Greenthumb and her minions.

Mrs. Greenthumb had had her minions kill the man because he would not relinquish his blackberry jam, the police maintained. But what about the lemons?

of the kitchen, were Mrs. Greenthumb was currently making said lemonjam. The minions gathered together, muttering, and finally decided that it would be best if they stole the

pie before it had time to cool. Mrs. Greenthumb, listening to the thieves through the hearing device, snickered quietly as she added a dose of arsenic to the lemon jam filling.

Then she snuck, still snickering, around the corner to watch. It didn't take long. In moments, the meringue-lipped thieves lay sprawled across her kitchen table, strangely smiling.