In a subway station I spied a cardboard box
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In a subway station I spied a cardboard box scrawled with 'Eddies Odorific Theatre'. A holey sock puppet appeared in a cutout section and a high pitched voice announced "Presenting
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- Floppers The Pirate!" The voice was that of a little girl's but she was still hidden inside the box. Assumed, I played along, after all, my train was going to be late anyway.
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But the tale the little girl told about Floppers the Pirate shook me to my very core. It rattled my sense of manhood and decency that I gave up on my family right then and there.
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Spent the rest of my life flip-flopping around indecently, just like the impotent pirate. I even spoke like Floppers the Pirate, only with a lisp.
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I also whistled loudly through my teeth occasionally, and my tongue had a tendency to flop around rather excessively, especially when I saw Floppers the Pirate face to face.
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Floppers hadn't always been a pirate. He has once been a clown. Some say he still is. They call him the Pirate Clown. I don't know anything about that though. My flopping tongue
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Was inherited from my grandfather. He taught me the art of flopping your tongue. I dared not advertise it because it was viewed as a stigma. That put me in a true dilemma regarding
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my plan to seduce the dean of students with cunnilingus. I decided to opt for subtlety and just do more of a dry munch. Upon approach though,
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the dean of students attacked my friend with a
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fist.
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- Started
- 2013-04-17 18:21:58
- Finished
- 2016-09-28 14:14:58
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