It was a warm sunny morning, and the unicorns

It was a warm sunny morning, and the unicorns danced acrossed the meadows, but all of a sudden a

dark, green storm came, bringing with it a hail of leprechauns. The unicorns never stood a chance, and within seconds, they were overwhelmed by the green menace. Meanwhile,

the knight that was assigned to save the unicorn are rushing toward the unicorn forest with his robotic horse with horn. a giant blue leprechaun jump out of no where and trying to

mimic his best General Lee, the giant blue leprechaun tipped his hat. The unicorns were adorned in blue and grey as the fantasy world re-enacted the most famous civil war battle

like Tom Cruise and John Travolta to stir up trouble. They were no match, however, for the heroic West Mississippi Plastic Pants Task Force, and their purple cow hordes were quick

to graze off all the high thetan pastures. The purple cows inflated by the gassy emissions of their decay products. The WMPP task Force bound them together to form a blimp and flew

it over the main Church of Scientology campus. This threat caused the Thetans to scramble as the bloated cow carcasses were bursting at their seams, leaking a

cid...poison bovine acid...all over the place, into lakes, streams, rivers, and, ultimately the entire world's water supply. So now you know who we can blame, right? And now you

know that Bovine Warming is a real, terrible thing. You know what we should do about it? Kill the cows. Kill the cows and you might save a life sometime in the future. Maybe.