Jerry was eating dinner when his wife, Brunhilda,

Jerry was eating dinner when his wife, Brunhilda, asked why he was wearing a stupid hat. Why couldn't she leave the subject alone? Did he ask why she called her mother twice a day?

"As you well know, Bruny, I swore to wear this hat of vengeance until the day my brother's head is mounted on a spike overlooking the ramparts of Tramalot." Brunhilda hated Jerry's

passionate gesticulations. Jerry's eyes were wild & his hands shook, causing the plastic grapes affixed to his hat to wobble precariously. "My hat is a symbol of rebellion!" he cri

mped his hair. He wanted some texture for the revolution. But the crimper wasn't getting hot enough. Jerry was beside himself. He took the crimper, made a fabulous wish and ripped

his jeans just by bending and twisting. Jerry crimped his hair with flare and fervently fired up his boom box. Some of his favorite bands on this mix tape were guilty pleasures.

I started my mix tape with the Forceful Present's Luna Slenda Coma Tosa Pendejos. I loved that Brazilian squeeze box at that point in the song. It gave me gooseflesh. So I had tha

-t gooseflesh roasting in the oven for the Yuletide meal, and a wassail bowl simmering on the stove top. When what to my wandering eyes did appear the singer of Forceful Present,

At the moment the Royal goose was served, dressed with Bacon. The Glogg was served too.

he said derisively. And he smacked his lips, smiled and finished eating the remaining people in the story.