I am a 65 years old retiree, people look
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I am a 65 years old retiree, people look askance at me when I say things like, I"I think Ill build a Mandolin from scratch then learn to play it. It only takes my time, not theirs
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to say things like this, but still no one takes me without grains of salt. But aside from that I'm fairly respected in the home what with my deluxe walker-pooper and
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my false sense of accomplishment. My life is a walking failure that no one seems to notice and my dog
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just shat on the toe of my boot while I was whining silently to myself for the last 2 hours. The poor thing had to go, and couldn't hold it anymore. I'm such a thoughtless failure
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but respect still had to be learned. How was I to know that Armadillo's could hit that hard? One swipe and I was out cold. But round the corner appeared a
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meerkat, who stood up, looked around, then stared at me for a few seconds and went back into his hole. Heartless meerkats. The armadillo scratched my face once again and
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rolled into an armored ball. I picked him up and bowled him at the mound. The meerkats heard the sound and poked up their heads. The 'dillo caromed off twelve of them. "STRIKE!"
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Just then a Chopper swooped over the hillside & two nude PETAtroopers jumped out. As inventor of Hedgehog golf & CEO of GameBoy Safari Tours I was a target of PETAs militant arm.
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I loaded my gator-skin bazooka with baby pandas and launched my counter assault. My first shot was on the mark - the panda hit the first PETAtrooper's head, and both exploded.
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The battle raged on. The quiet animal rights protest had turned from peaceful to a bloodbath. In the end only a single PETA member remained, raising her placard high in triumph.
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- Started
- 2011-03-30 01:18:12
- Finished
- 2011-05-29 14:38:57
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SlimWhitman May 30 2011 @ 17:25
Anyone care for a round of Hedgehog golf?
buddyboy4711 May 30 2011 @ 17:36
The GB Safari Tour sounds like fun, so long as we're not limited to 500 steps.
ChucksterAce May 31 2011 @ 13:34
Hedgehog golf sounds like fun, much better than groundhog biscuits .