Luke was walking down the dark alley home

Luke was walking down the dark alley home late at night. He had just came home from a party when a howl ho a wolf was heard.Attempting to get home as fast as possible he ran.Then..

He was surrounded by thousands of glowing eyes, "where are they coming from?" he gasped as the howls grew louder.

"Beam me up, Scotty!" Captain Kirk cried. Nothing.The howls grew louder. "Captain,"whispered Spock."It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.

Kirk turned to establish eye contact with his commanding officer for a brief moment, furrowing his eyebrows, "So, what? Are you expecting me to explain something I don't know?"

t a subordinate & regretted signing up for the Kobayashi maru brush-up course for starfleet officers. He grabbed the small black box & focused his will on destroying space invaders

& pressed the red button, not realizing it was the nuclear football- not a PSP. His CO was ecstatic: "Kudos, Kirk- sole winner ever of the Kobayashi maru! The Klingons are extinct!

The Federation then proceeded to celebrate the unsystematic annihilation of the Klingons with punch and cookies, much to the delight of Illuminati Pyramid Head, rubbing his hands.

These were no ordinary ginger cookies, they were from Erickson's Deli and Fishmarket before the Swedish icon was forced to close after 90 years in business. The punch was organic.

But organic punch didn't taste good with ginger cookies.