Easter and Errington Xmas 2011

Easter and Errington Xmas 2011

was so depressing that he gave up Holidays forever which meant

no more National Second Hand Wardrobe Day,International Pancake Day,Act Happy Day,National Hairball Awareness Day, National Lapdance Day. Since his layoff for taking these holidays

so many charities lost money, so many neighborhood kids had to be disappointed, and the parties were generally over. Holidays brought joy to his life. Now they'd been taken away.

He thought somebody would fight to get the holidays back, but they didn't. Without holiday cheer, he and all his friends sank into deep depression, and none of them were motivated.

That was until somebody pulled out the joke book. "here's one..." he said, "How many servants does it take to please Caesar" the jokes didn't work they were written in 200AD

when 'punchline' meant "the farthest back line of a phalanx, where the infantry who forgot their spears make do with what they have". A modern peasant piped up, "Caesar's servants

Were uneducated and still knew what they needed to know, in order to survive. They were not stupid." Brutus went to Starbucks and brought everyone mocha cappuccino. It was overdue.

"Yes, please leave room for cream," he replied to the barista, his pinwheel eyes spinning. "Oh & I'll have a croissant too." Stepping over the convulsing Caesar, he just...left.