Easter and Errington Xmas 2011
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Easter and Errington Xmas 2011
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was so depressing that he gave up Holidays forever which meant
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no more National Second Hand Wardrobe Day,International Pancake Day,Act Happy Day,National Hairball Awareness Day, National Lapdance Day. Since his layoff for taking these holidays
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so many charities lost money, so many neighborhood kids had to be disappointed, and the parties were generally over. Holidays brought joy to his life. Now they'd been taken away.
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He thought somebody would fight to get the holidays back, but they didn't. Without holiday cheer, he and all his friends sank into deep depression, and none of them were motivated.
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That was until somebody pulled out the joke book. "here's one..." he said, "How many servants does it take to please Caesar" the jokes didn't work they were written in 200AD
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when 'punchline' meant "the farthest back line of a phalanx, where the infantry who forgot their spears make do with what they have". A modern peasant piped up, "Caesar's servants
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Were uneducated and still knew what they needed to know, in order to survive. They were not stupid." Brutus went to Starbucks and brought everyone mocha cappuccino. It was overdue.
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Not the coffee, but their deaths, brought upon by the concentrated brainwashing poison of Starbucks. One of his friends, Caesar, lie crippling and frothing on the floor.
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"Yes, please leave room for cream," he replied to the barista, his pinwheel eyes spinning. "Oh & I'll have a croissant too." Stepping over the convulsing Caesar, he just...left.
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- Started
- 2011-12-25 12:56:17
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- 2016-07-12 12:19:11
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