The stain on THAT bed? The one next to the

The stain on THAT bed? The one next to the poster? Well, let's just say. Wait a second, should I be telling you this? Do you have clearance? Let me see your teeth. Hmmm.

Sam revealed his not-so-pearly whites & the guard said, 'Would you?' 'Would I?' Sam said cautiously. 'False teeth!' cried the goony guard, grinning. Face-palming, Sam groaned

. "Would you, could you, wear false teeth?" "I would, I could. I'd wear false teeth." replied the toothy guard to Sam. "Would you, could you, lick my hand?" The guard hesitated, "I

would,I could.But I won't.I have to draw the line somewhere,or else what will you think of me?"The thooty guard then regretted his denial and licked Sam's hand with lust.Sam felt

and took him to Joe's Diner for a coffee. It turned out the toothy guard was named Mutt and was even more of an outsider than Sam ever was. Sam never expected

to pass for <10; he helped himself to the kid's menu latte with a lead toy on the bottom. Mutt opted not to stain his toothy grin and ordered minty floss à la carte. Sam guffawed

at this odd turn in the plotline. "C'mon, Corman. That's absurd even for you." Roger stood and overturned the banquet table in a fit of anger. "Look, Peckinpah, I know those Paris

auteurs led by Truffaut think they have the upper hand when it comes to mise en scene, but, in my opinion John Waters' "Desperate Living" is the greatest film ever made..."

The last sounds on the recording have been extensively analyzed and revealed to be the sounds of a chair being smashed repeatedly into somebody's face.